paxamericana:

cryptid-sighting:

marinarascova:

i… what?

foot fetishists using their powers for good, not evil

Anonymous said: you fuckinng dumbasses are wearing glasses during sex?

newtgeiszler:

hyrude:

am i expected to find the g spot by echolocation? 

you looking inside the pussy with your eyes? you crawling in there like antman?

bumbleshark:

entropiclizards:

ilovemusicalyy:

waiting in fear for the video to load and having to stare at the thumbnail was an experience

modern-cottage-witch:

naamahdarling:

sagihairius:

sagihairius:

there was this version of take me to church that i heard a while a go and it was like 

angrier??? and more intense is the only way i can describe it i may have imagined it 

FOUND IT

I love how the stage is underlit with fiery orange and there are bright white flashes of light from above. Really brings out his underworld/chaos vibe.

Hades vibes

eva-420:

honestly that baby tattoo story is already so surreal and implausible i dont have the heart to tell anyone that it also has a party hat and he refers to it as party baby and i still dont know whos baby it is 

gingerly-writing:

no negativity this year we love ourselves like supervillains

trans-susie:

trans-susie:

shoutout to girls with facial hair!!!!! you are all so valid and pretty and i love you!!!!!!

this post applies to real women and cis women

zerofuckstogive:

fuks:

frenums:

gothvegas:

gothvegas:

gothvegas:

Hey remember when JKR said the sk*nwalker wasn’t actually a horrible monster and was just native Americans being dumb and not understanding wizard shit

Remember when she deadass said that for real and thought that was fine

Also remember when she thought there were just random ancient castles in North America like how there are in europe. Do you remember

She was like “the American wizard school goopygloop is in an ancient castle in North America”. First of all who built that shit. The pilgrims? My guy jebadiah who has 9 children dying of dissentary like oh yeah I’m gonna build a fully functional Scottish castle right here in the middle of Roanoak. That’s a good use of my time and resources.